A DISEASE OF THE MIND PART 3:
Scene: aboard an aircraft flying low over the Bermuda triangle.


JACK: "Orders? What orders? I don't take orders from anybody!"

ACE: "I think I understood what you just said?"

JACK: "I don't think you did, mister. I thought we were speaking English here."

STEWARDESS: "Peanuts?"

ACE: "Yes please."

JACK: "miss, you are a dead giveway!"

STEWARDESS: "Why, thank you!"

GOD: "AND THE JOKE'S ON YOU....."

JESUS: "oh well, fuck ya anyway, ego bastards!"

VIRGIN MARY: "Now stop it you two - that's it!"

ALIEN INVADERS: "Let's smoke a bowl"

REALITY: "Kablooey!"

JACK: "I think I just had my last drink."

ACE: "Its a matter of international security, kid."

JACK: "Speaking of, is that a Motorhead tape ya got there?"

ACE: "Yeah"

TOMMY: "Lets play some more pinball!"

GOD: "Fuck off kid!"

JACK: "I'd buy that for a dollar!"

GROUND CONTROL: "Hello??? Hello??? "

JESUS: "Dismember him this way, chop him up and wok him!"

STEWARDESS: "Aren't you dead yet, Tommy?"

JACK: "He can't hear ya, miss. He's totally pissed on after shave."

"ACE: "Hello? Hello? Come in, ground control! Mayday! Mayday! We are losing altitude!"

STEWARDESS: "LETS JUST HAVE AN ORGY!!!!"



"At this point, Jack leaves the cockpit for a smoke and is never seen again, appearantly. Ace went on to become a successful actor, Tommy became a zen master with no legs, and The Stewardess inherited her father's giant peanut factory and became Peanut Princess of The Universe. God went on to become a sucessful Telepathy broker on Deva-Loka, The Virgin Mary joined the Church of Scientology, and Jesus became a successful cartoonist. Ground control was alleged to be a fraud, and Reality got sued for millions of biscuits by the pataphysics department. The mysterious Alien Invaders became successful screenwriters in Hollywood."


***END OF PT. 3***