JACK: "Orders? What orders? I don't take orders from anybody!"
ACE: "I think I understood what you just said?"
JACK: "I don't think you did, mister. I thought we were speaking English here."
ACE: "Yes please."
JACK: "miss, you are a dead giveway!"
STEWARDESS: "Why, thank you!"
GOD: "AND THE JOKE'S ON YOU....."
JESUS: "oh well, fuck ya anyway, ego bastards!"
VIRGIN MARY: "Now stop it you two - that's it!"
ALIEN INVADERS: "Let's smoke a bowl"
JACK: "I think I just had my last drink."
ACE: "Its a matter of international security, kid."
JACK: "Speaking of, is that a Motorhead tape ya got there?"
TOMMY: "Lets play some more pinball!"
GOD: "Fuck off kid!"
JACK: "I'd buy that for a dollar!"
GROUND CONTROL: "Hello??? Hello??? "
JESUS: "Dismember him this way, chop him up and wok him!"
STEWARDESS: "Aren't you dead yet, Tommy?"
JACK: "He can't hear ya, miss. He's totally pissed on after shave."
"ACE: "Hello? Hello? Come in, ground control! Mayday! Mayday! We are losing altitude!"
STEWARDESS: "LETS JUST HAVE AN ORGY!!!!"
"At this point, Jack leaves the cockpit for a smoke and is never seen again, appearantly. Ace went on to become a successful actor, Tommy became a zen master with no legs, and The Stewardess inherited her father's giant peanut factory and became Peanut Princess of The Universe. God went on to become a sucessful Telepathy broker on Deva-Loka, The Virgin Mary joined the Church of Scientology, and Jesus became a successful cartoonist. Ground control was alleged to be a fraud, and Reality got sued for millions of biscuits by the pataphysics department. The mysterious Alien Invaders became successful screenwriters in Hollywood."
***END OF PT. 3***