Doorman at nightclub: "Are you a member?"
Male patron: "No, but I got one!"
Girlfriend of male patron to doorman: "How much do you need to become one?"
Question: "How do you get rid of 5 million jews for free?"
Answer: "Send them on a train labelled one dollar sex education!"
Betty Spaghetti spread her legs for Meatball Freddie and said "Are you ready?"
Freddie said: "You gotta wait 'till I finish makin' noodles with Vera Vermicelli!"