(NAMES, TIMES AND SITUATIONS HAVE BEEN ALTERED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT)

X-From_: *****@aol.com Thu Dec 24 21:12:54 1998
From: *****@aol.com
Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1998 15:00:45 EST
To: ellerycree@aol.no
Subject: PS: I love you!
X-Mailer: AOL 2.0 for Windows 95 sub 200

To Whom It may Concern,

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Industries, and our website http://www.************.net is copywritten.

It would be nicest to alter the name or title of your website by the new year.
To avoid legal action, we wish to simply extend you a "Cease & Desist" request.

Oodles of thanks for your absolutely splendid cooperation,

Action Man
VP Professional, ************

If you have any questions, please contact us at our ************ Blowroom at
(000) 000-0000, or our pit slave, Ingrid, at ingrid@************.net or (000)
000-0000, if you JUST WANNA **** HER IN THE ***!!!!!!!!


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(OPEN REPLY TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:)

Subject: Re: PS: I love you!

I think someone once wrote "in America, old sport, you bark first and ask questions later, or I'll just take you out for some beers".
All the best,

Ellery C. Helgar, VP Paraphrase Submissions Editor (201) 989 4318


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